Yo' mama so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Your mama's so hairy her knees have bangs.
Yo' mama so nasty, she went to the barber shop, unbuttoned her shirt, and said cut my hair!
Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama so fat that when the door bell ring she want to the microwave.
Your mama so fat that when God was making the sun he said get your fat ass off the way
Your mama so fat that when she worn a yellow shirt and want to the bus stop the people there said look the bus is here.
